Ok, so I am single this year for Valentine’s day. Is it that big of a deal? No. I’m dating and you can’t rush these things, but you can’t walk down the street without being constantly reminded that you are not in a full blown relationship. The heart candy boxes in the drugstore windows, the lingerie stores with the red and pink panties in the windows, the heart cookies at Starbucks for christs sake! Anyway, It’s all about self love this year and I have some serious self love plans. All my single ladies, I hope you do too! I hope you get your spa on and polish, wax, and massage your way to sexy. I hope you take that hot ass to Babeland, pick up a porno, and upgrade your rabbit. I hope you soak in a tub full of bubbles dreaming that Brad Pitt is getting water logged eatin your pussy! I hope you lotion yourself up and slip those glistening legs into some hot pink lace panties! I hope you go out with your girls, find someone who looks like Brad Pitt, take him back to your apt, slip in that porno, and tear him apart!