Q is for:
Question: What the fuck starts with Q?
R is for:
Respect: Hard to earn, but damn easy to lose…
S is for:
Softball: The season is starting. I need to get back on a team, but it is so hard to find a good all-girl league. The league I was in last year was so disorganized my team couldn’t deal anymore. Of course, there were also internal problems when some of the girls started sleeping with each other; hating each other; quitting. It was like desperate housewives / the L word, but on the field.
T is for:
Therapy: Don’t act like you don’t need it. You are a hot mess just like the rest of us.
U is for:
Uranus: If you have beef, this is where you can stick it.
V is for:
Vacation: It’s time for another one. I’m leaning towards Spain.
W is for:
Weddings: Do yourself and everyone else favor. Elope!
X is for:
X: It marks the spot. This is why it is so disappointing that there are still men out there that can’t find the spot.
Y is for:
Yankees: My gram loved baseball. She liked nothing better than to sit in her rocking chair and crochet a blanket while watching the Yankees. I would lie on the couch and read. I miss it.
Z is for:
Zeppelin: Somehow, in the chaos of splitting up and moving out, my Led Zeppelin box set got rerouted to my ex’s apartment. He could’ve had the fucking crock pot; I want my box set back!