Tamara Lynch

People keep asking if the cops ever showed. They did. Two plain clothes policemen showed up 20 min. later…and the one was gorgeous. Eyes light blue and hair so shiny black I was wishing I was in a bad porno. In the porno version he was alone, I was in a lace teddy, and we tore each other apart. In the real life version he was with his fat partner, I was in my oversized sweatshirt and camouflage sweat pants (not cute), and I had to reiterate the entire whack story. So embarrassing.