Last year General Mills horrified consumers with its Cheerios commercial featuring an interracial couple and their mixed daughter. The racist out cry was so bad that General Mills killed the commercial. But soon after, GM had a change of heart (nobody bullies GM!) and re-ran the offending commercial, silencing the racists once and for all! (not quite, but GM gained a ton of respect from the non-racist team.)
This year General Mills is going to destroy all the racists with the cuteness of that biracial little girl in a sequel, during the Super Bowl! It’s genius! Chicken wings will drop from mouths and beer will spurt from racist noses. Surely some will faint in their ranch dip when they see so much interracial love on the big screen. You can read a full write-up on the new commercial here.
I can’t wait for game day. When that 30 second ad comes on, I will be standing and clapping loudly!