Omg.  The ladies of Jezebel have once again defamed the cult magic that is Disney with yet another post designed to completely ruin your favorite childhood vehicles for brainwashing characters. Wanna know what your favorite Disney Prince’s penis looks like?  Well here it is in full illustrated form. Disney’s Dudes’ Dicks does not disappoint. It’s all there, with commentary. Let me tell you right now-you aren’t ready for this. Prince Charming has a dick, you guys!  And it’s incredible.  I don’t know whether to laugh or get turned on cry!

Seriously, WTF goes on in the Jezebel offices?  I have this image of girls running around in french panties and heels yelling, “I want to write about dicks!” While another group of girls yells, “I want to write about vaginas!”  And then a singular voice of reason gets on a megaphone and says, “Let’s write about dicks and vaginas!” Cue confetti raining from the sky and everyone jumping up and down in celebration. Pretty sure this happens every day. Oh wait, I can’t talk…that’s all I want to write about too…