Wearing Poom Poom shorts everyday-even in Winter-will get you a Valentine. #Vday

Only one girl in my office got flowers today…she wears Poom Poom shorts everyday.  Errryday!  During the summer she has bare legs; during the winter there are tights.  Regardless, her ass cheeks are constantly visible.  I’m pretty sure this is why she got flowers. Don’t know what Poom Pooms are?  Here is Rihanna rocking her winter Poom Pooms during the Grammys this past Sunday, and of course she has summer pooms.  Awwww, cute and raunchy all at the same time.


My deduction, get Poom Poom shorts.  And rock them Errrywhere!  Your ass cheeks and your new valentine will be grateful.